This is all gonna be a memory when we get to El Rey. It’s gonna be blue agave, sunshine, and beaches. Just you and me, buddy. It’s you and me.
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
imagine how weird it would be if straight people were real
these posts are really irritating tbh
so are straight people
"chance meeting your perfect other, your perfect opposite - your protector and endangeror. chance embarking with this other on the greatest of journeys - a search for truths fugitive and imponderable." | the x files